Poor Nick Hogan
Growing up as the Hulkster’s son can’t be easy. I imagine the birthday parties with Rick Flair showing up, hanging out with Ted DiBiassi, getting free Wreslemania pay-per view and starring in your own “reality” show would get old after awhile. With all the hardships Nick has already faced, its tough for me to stomach the thought of him in solitary confinement after he nearly killed his friend in a drag racing accident. Good thing im not alone… his mommy and team of lawyers are fighting hard to upgrade him to house arrest in their mansion until he turns 18… are you kidding me?
Hulkster- if there is ever a time the youth of America needs you, its now. Much like the “take your vitamins and say your prayers” speeches you spouted in the 80′s I think you should go down to your son’s cell and for the first time in the kids life knock some “reality” into him. Be sure you tell him that because he was coddled his whole life he thinks he’s invincible and has no sense of responsibility. His lack of remorse toward his brain damaged friend is only going to enrage the state pen population all the more once he does go in. Be sure you tell him that dropping the soap in the pen is going to be a completely different experience then when he dropped it at home. The kid made a bad decision and needs to start being responsible for his actions.
If my son is solely responsible for causing an accident leaving someone brain damaged and his only response is “I’m being wrongly held” I may begin to question my parenting skills. To boot, Mommy Hogan is continuing to coddle this brat like he’s the victim. C’mon Hulkster, tell your kid he’s gotta pay his dues, go home and drop kick your wife for coddeling him and if nothing else…
Be A Man
-The Founding Father
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