The Coolest Nerd You’ll Ever Meet

Posted on June 27th, 2008 by The Founding Father

Its not every day you find a nerd who’s looking out for the average Man.

Nerds looking for life on Mars are only helping those who give a shit about whats in space (myself excluded). The nerd who happened upon the microwave is only helping out those who like hot pockets (again, myself excluded). If God has granted you with such nerd talent, why not use it for meaningful purposes that cater to all Men? That said, all Men like beer and John Corn-Hole recognizes that.

Born John W. Cornwell V (get it… Cornwell translated into his nerd name is Corn-Hole) , he is a Duke University graduate with degrees in Electrical and Computer Engineering/Computer Science. He’s got a nice, nerdy resume, but it pales in comparison to his contribution to the betterment of Man. With a $500 investment and some 150 nerd hours, Corn-Hole invented the beer launcher:

Not since the MIT blackjack team of the 1980′s has there been such a perfect use of nerd talent. The Mantuary salutes you John W. Corn-Hole for coming up with a Manovation that’s actually useful to Man.