Beaverton Hooters Closes
Posted on July 30th, 2008 by The Founding Father
Sunday, July 27, 2008 – a day that will live in infamy. After a mere 4 years of serving up beer, hot wings, and PG-13 family friendly cleavage, the Hooters of Beaverton, OR has shut its doors.
Girls, you (well, at least 5 of you – you know who you are #6), your myspace page, and theme song by Jizzles will truly be missed, but lucky for all of us Mantuarians out there a new Hooters is set to open in Vaginaville, CT this September.
I know, sometimes it’s just too easy.
Be A Man.
- The Founding Father
