Loading ...The Olympics Are Over… Now What?
Posted on August 25th, 2008 by The Founding Father
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Well, the Olympics are finally over… start the clock for another 4 years of not giving a rats ass about International competition. I can’t help but wonder what everyone will be doing with their “time off”. Here are some of my predictions:
- By next Wednesday, that arrogant prick, Usain Bolt will be serving pina coladas to honeymooners on the white sandy beaches of Jamaica.
- By December 2008, the only attention thrown at Michael Phelps will be from kids pointing and laughing at his size 17 flipper-feet while Christmas shopping for his mom.
- In about 9 months China will start training their 2028 basketball team with the influx of Kobe Bryant and Jason Kidd look alike babies born to Chinese woman who ironically worked at the same hotel that hosted the Redeem Team.
- The perfect storm of ego and low self esteem will come together as female Olympians who can’t stand to be out of the spotlight are gobbled up by the editors of popular men’s magazines. By year end, the weakest of the bunch will be featured in spreads like Maxim’s “Hottest Olympian” issue and Playboy’s ”Girls of the Olympics” issue. I’ll keep ya posted. Till then…
Be A Man
-The Founding Father
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