Does Larry Flynt Read The Mantuary?

Posted on October 15th, 2008 by The Founding Father

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I could make a pretty good argument that The Mantuary pioneered the term “Nailin’ Palin” just hours after McCain made his shocking announcement for running mate.  Now, almost 2 months later, the phrase is getting national attention because it’s the name of Larry Flynt’s next porno, Who’s Nailin Paylin? (sic) – Adventures of a Hocky MILF. Larry and his cronies spent a whopping 3 days writing the script where Palin’s character, played by industry starlet Lisa Ann (winner of the 2006 XRCO Award for “Best Cumback”) is greeted at her house by a “team of Russians trying to get in her back door”.  No porno would be complete without a sub-plot, so Palin’s character also spends some time in the classroom learning all the intricacies of the Big Bang theory. Top it all off with a Palin/Hillary/Condoleezza 3 way, and you’ve got Larry’s latest box office college dorm room hit. I can just imagine some of the lines it took 3 days to come up with…
 
Scene: Sarah first meeting with the Secretary of Energy. ”Y’know i’ve always been pro drilling”
 
Scene: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad greets Sarah for the first time.  “Would you like to see my weapon of mass destruction?”
 
…the possibilities are endless. Throw some of your own lines up in the comments.
 
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7 Responses to “Does Larry Flynt Read The Mantuary?”

  1. Air Eolas, on October 15th, 2008 at 10:04 am Said:

    Aide poking head out of a door speaking to Sarah: “Mrs. Palin, It is time for your noon Cockus”

    Sarah: “I encourage all women to get out to their respective ‘polls’ (poles)”

  2. The Founding Father, on October 15th, 2008 at 11:21 am Said:

    Mrs. Pailin, Air Force One In Your Ass is ready for takeoff.

  3. Charcoal, on October 15th, 2008 at 12:47 pm Said:

    Palin opening the door for “plumber” to fix her leaking sink , “ya know, oil isn’t the only thing in Alaska that gushes when drilled long and hard for extended time”……bowchickabowaaaa
    or…..”ya know, I couldn’t agree more with alternative sources of energy, I’ve been supporting battery powered machines since I was 16 and single”

  4. Air Eolas, on October 15th, 2008 at 1:25 pm Said:

    Reporter: “Mrs. Palin, why are you leaving the Republican Party?”
    Sarah: “I feel the Vagiterian Party is the top choice for women all over the USA.”

  5. The Founding Father, on October 15th, 2008 at 2:18 pm Said:

    Good morning Mrs Pailin. You have a 9:00 with the president of France, a 10:30 press conference and a 12:00 meeting with Washington’s monument.

  6. juan indapink, on October 15th, 2008 at 8:02 pm Said:

    Sarah: “As you all know I am an avid hunter and I once shot a moose. I believe in using all the parts of the moose and in fact, I have a moose knuckle in my panties as we speak.”

  7. juan indapink, on October 15th, 2008 at 8:05 pm Said:

    Mrs. Palin, you have a debate coming up, so I think maybe we should work on your ORAL skills…

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