Happy Mantuarian New Year 43
Gentlemen, one of the greatest weekends of a Man’s year is upon us. A weekend so great, that from this day forward, I, The Founding Father, am proclaiming Super Bowl Sunday the official New Year of the Mantuarian CalMander. No longer will we be forced to only celebrate the (Gregorian) New Year with champagne, cocktail weenies, and Ryan Seacrest. We will forever be able to celebrate OUR New Year with beer, smoked ribs, and NFL Cheerleaders.
The Super Bowl is the closest thing left resembling true Gladiator sport and there is no other contest on the planet like it. You can read a good history of the Super Bowl here. There is no better test of blood, guts, muscle and grit.
For this reason, The Mantuarian New Years Day will always be the Sunday of the Super Bowl, and the Mantuarian New Years Eve will always be the Saturday before. By now, you should have everything you need to know to throw a killer Super Bowl bash with BBQ ribs, homemade hot bologna, killer salsa, and a Super Bowl Squares Game suitable for the whole family, so fire up that WSM and…
Be A Man.
- The Founding Father
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOUNDING FATHER! I, FOR ONE, AM PLANNING A MASSIVE MEATHEAD GATHERING IN MANLAND NORTH THAT SHALL LAST UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF “NEW YEARS DAY!” IT IS ALSO A DAY OF MOURNING … I TURN 40 ON NEW YEARS DAY!
BE A MAN!!!