This Just In: Analog Viewers Get Another 4 Months of Craptacular TV

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Good news everybody:  The US Government is extending the date they switch from an analog to an all digital TV broadcast.  Originally scheduled for February 17, 2009, the conversion date was recently extended to June 12, 2009 giving cheap bastards, very lazy people and geriatrics all across the country another 4 months to get themselves up to 2007 viewing standards. For additional information on how to convert, please watch the following:

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One Response to “This Just In: Analog Viewers Get Another 4 Months of Craptacular TV”

  1. Would these folks who haven’t got the converter box just man up, shut up and get on with it? Oh yes, that’s right, now that the prrocrasinators have waited until the lfigurative last minute of the eleventh hour to take action, there aren’t enough convertor boxes available.

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