The Worst Is Finally Behind Us

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We’re half way through the shittiest month of the year.  Valentines Day is finally over… And we can finally start focusing on the finer things in life. Be A Man. -The Founding Father  

One Month Away

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No more BYO at Preakness, shitty economy, Valentines day, no more football, steroid scandal after steroid scandal, hell, my kegorator even ran out of CO2 last night.  These are certainly some challenging times for real men.  The Founding Father says, keep your head up.  In these troubled times a real man must always look at the positives.  [...]

This Just In: Analog Viewers Get Another 4 Months of Craptacular TV

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Good news everybody:  The US Government is extending the date they switch from an analog to an all digital TV broadcast.  Originally scheduled for February 17, 2009, the conversion date was recently extended to June 12, 2009 giving cheap bastards, very lazy people and geriatrics all across the country another 4 months to get themselves up to 2007 [...]