Happy Steak & BJ Day XLIII

BUY MANTUARY GEAR!

mantuary steak and bj day

I don’t know who invented this holiday, but I’m sure as hell glad someone did and decided to dedicate a website to it. It should probably go down as one of the best manovations of all time.  In case you’ve never heard of this holiday before, I think the website says it best:

“March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day”. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!”

Be A Man.

- The Founding Father

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