Happy St Patricks Day
Posted on March 17th, 2009 by The Founding Father
The Mantuary Public Service Reminder:
Be sure to take some time out of your busy day and raise a glass of suds to toast the culture that made it socially acceptable to put whiskey in our coffee and start drinking at 10:00 in the morning. And whether you pick up a pint on your way home from work or are already puking up green beer, the Founding Father would like to issue the following public service announcement to his faithful readers:
Before you think about motor boating that girl across the bar who looks like this…
Remember, that’s the green beer clogging your brain. It is my duty to tell you she actually looks like this:
Be A Man.
-The Founding Father
Slainte!! She has the thighs of a retarded polar bear. I bet she has cankles as well…that being said I bet she puts out. Giddy ‘up.