Return Of The Mantuary (a.k.a Miss California’s Boobies)

Posted on May 11th, 2009 by The Founding Father

I have to admit, it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything of much substance here on the site, although I started to get back into the swing of things this past Friday with my latest post about “Manny Being Manny”. I would apologize for the break in content, but then again, this is The Mantuary, so I can just as easily say GFYS instead. That now said, I really do appreciate the cries of outrage over my lack of posting the past few weeks, whether it be through the emails I’ve received or through comments like this one (KMAYCSMF, Scott!). Not that you should care, but the fact is that keeping a blog alive is a lot of f’n work, especially when balancing the needs of family and friends during this time of economic bail-out and making it through the shittiest time of the year. Now that we’re in the month of May with summer just around the corner, Men across the country finally have some reason to celebrate once again, and I’m officially renewing my vow to bring you the information you need to live a Mantuarian life.

So where do I start? Well, I could begin with the fact that the World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest starts is this weekend.

…but there’s plenty more to come on that topic this summer, so I might as well start with something we can all relate to – Miss California’s Boobies. She’s taken a lot of heat these days because of her comments on gay marraige, but as long as she’s not talking about banning hot girl on girl liptstick lezbo action, I for one am here to defend her against the recent attacks against her moral compass. Here’s a recently surfaced photo of her that the media has apparently gotten their collective panties in a twist over the past few days:

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I gotta be honest, I don’t really see what the big deal is about this pic, in the context of today’s media standards. I mean, let’s face it, if I’m gonna file one away for future use, it’s definitely going to be one of these that was available way before this recent controversy: