Kimbo Slice To Join The UFC
In the past, I’ve written a lot about MMA, the UFC and one particularly interesting fighter, Kimbo Slice. Last I reported on Kimbo he was heading back to the ‘hood with his tail between his legs after getting knocked out by a nobody. His parent company at the time, Elite XC, consequently crumbled and his arch rival Dana White of the UFC was quick to make a mockery of him. As this played out, Kimbo and White swatted at each other like a bunch of pussies and never attemted to answer the one question everyone was asking- Could Kimbo make it in the UFC?
Well, it looks like that answer will finally be answered. Its been reported that White recently accepted Kimbo in season 10 of The Ultimate Fighter. Yes, you can now add UFC contestant to Kimbo’s resume which already touts: homeless guy, porn star security guard, internet fighter and world’s toughest street fighter who ultimately got knocked out by a nobody’s modest right jab. In the end White and Kimbo have nothing to lose and we as viewers have everything to gain.
All it took was for these two businessmen to stop bickering like a bunch of fags and put their money/reputation where there mouth is. In other words, they both decided to quit bitching and…
Be A Man.
-The Fouding Father
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