Loading ...This Just In: It’s N.O.W. Founding Day
Call me crazy, but woman are not designed to band together for a common purpose. Its simply not in their makeup. Woman are too petty and find too many issues with their piers that more times than not, breakup what could otherwise be the foundations for a solid friendship or organization. Guys on the other hand don’t give a shit. Give me any two guys and I can find some common thread between them that can muster into a friendship. Said another way, toss any 2 guys in a room with a 6′er and they’ll figure out a way to be friends for life. Yet you typically don’t find this with woman. Woman have an amazing ability to find tiny flaws in each other that break these bonds and retard any solid friendship from forming. Think about it: guys are the backbone to most social gatherings. From fire halls to rock bands, home-brewers to BBQ teams, Fraternities to The Mantuary we Men have an acute sense of bonding.
Over the years woman have tried to emulate Man’s ability to gather, but with little success. More times than not their gatherings are centered around negativity like gossip, overspending and unnecessary pampering. One woman’s group exemplary of this (yet has managed to remain together for over 40 years) is N.O.W., the National Organization of Woman: A bunch of feminists that banned together in 1966 and recently celebrated the anniversary of their “founding”. While I would never condone the abolition of specific people or groups from gathering, the whole notion of this woman’s group still getting all fired up makes me chuckle. Isn’t this game over? Aren’t you woman now CEO’s, breastfeeding in public and running for President? What more do you want? Why are you still so bitter? If you want your “group” to really thrive, may I suggest you take a page from the guys. After all, we’ve been “gathering” for a lot longer then 1966 and more successfully I might add. The Founding Father says, chill the F out, quit being so damn petty trying to find the negative bias to everything you encounter in life. Try just for a second to sit back, crack open a beer and gather under less caustic conditions… like us guys do. And while this advise may be tough to swollow at first, why dont you mull it over while you get me a beer… N.O.W.!
Be A Man.
-The Founding Father
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