Posted on January 5th, 2009 by The Founding Father
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If you haven’t done so already, please read the Introduction to Man Math before proceeding. The Founding Father’s Theory of Initiation Declination states: The number of times a Man attempts to initiate sex with his wife divided by the number of times his wife attempts to initiate sex with him will result in a number that grows exponentially over [...]
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Posted on December 8th, 2008 by The Founding Father
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If you haven’t done so already, please read the Introduction to Man Math before proceeding. 1. AS (Alcohol to Sleep) Ratio: This is a great scale you can use to gauge your hangover. Simply take the number of alcoholic beverages that you consumed and divide it by your total hours of sleep. I don’t even want to think about what [...]
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Posted on November 28th, 2008 by The Founding Father
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If you haven’t done so already, please read the Introduction to Man Math before proceeding. Aaah…Thanksgiving. There may be no better time to catch up with your hometown friends and family than Turkey Day weekend. I’m barely coming out of my tryptophan induced unconsciousness and I’m already thinking about the beer coma I’ll be falling into with my buddies tonight. And [...]
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