Tiger, How Could You?

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For the countless people out there asking the question, “Tiger, how could you?”, let me give you the quick and honest answer:  Tiger Woods is a man with a penis.  Shocking as it may be, there is an innate male behavior that calls for that aforementioned penis to be put into everything it can… regardless of how hot his supermodel wife is.  [...]

This Just In: Michael Vick Signed By The Eagles

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This also just in:  why does anyone give a shit?  I cant help but chuckle at all the Eagles lovers and haters out there who are all twisted about this.  Vick is a conviceted felon.  He is not the first in the NFL, certainly not the last.  I find it terribly ironic that “fans” will be bitching about this as [...]

This Just In: It’s N.O.W. Founding Day

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Call me crazy, but woman are not designed to band together for a common purpose.  Its simply not in their makeup.  Woman are too petty and find too many issues with their piers that more times than not, breakup what could otherwise be the foundations for a solid friendship or organization.  Guys on the other hand [...]