Meatloaf In The 4th

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Its a sad, sad day for Meatheads all across America.  Pimlico racetrack, home of The Preakness, recently announced they are no longer allowing BYO beer into the infield.  Having participated in my fair share of infield activities (a long, long time ago), this is a tough one for me to swallow.  The landscape of day [...]

Happy Mantuarian New Year 43

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Gentlemen, one of the greatest weekends of a Man’s year is upon us.  A weekend so great, that from this day forward, I, The Founding Father, am proclaiming Super Bowl Sunday the official New Year of the Mantuarian CalMander. No longer will we be forced to only celebrate the (Gregorian) New Year with champagne, cocktail weenies, and [...]

How To: Run A Super Bowl Squares Game

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We’re fast approaching Super Bowl Sunday, one of the most important weekends on any Man’s CalMander.  The first Super Bowl championship was held in 1967, wherein Vince and the Pack bitch-slapped the K.C. Chiefs 35-10.  There were 62,000 fans at the game and millions more watched from the comforts of their own couches.  Men around the country realized that [...]