Posted on December 2nd, 2009 by The Founding Father
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For the countless people out there asking the question, “Tiger, how could you?”, let me give you the quick and honest answer: Tiger Woods is a man with a penis. Shocking as it may be, there is an innate male behavior that calls for that aforementioned penis to be put into everything it can… regardless of how hot his supermodel wife is. [...]
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Posted on November 16th, 2009 by The Founding Father
BUY MANTUARY GEAR!
This just in: The Founding Father isn’t the only one who goes to extreme measures to get his beefy little paws on some delicious scotch. Read on… WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A beverage company has asked a team to drill through Antarctica’s ice for a lost cache of some vintage Scotch whiskey that has been [...]
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Posted on August 14th, 2009 by The Founding Father
BUY MANTUARY GEAR!
This also just in: why does anyone give a shit? I cant help but chuckle at all the Eagles lovers and haters out there who are all twisted about this. Vick is a conviceted felon. He is not the first in the NFL, certainly not the last. I find it terribly ironic that “fans” will be bitching about this as [...]
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