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Mmmmm… Scotch

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This just in: The Founding Father isn’t the only one who goes to extreme measures to get his beefy little paws on some delicious scotch.  Read on…
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A beverage company has asked a team to drill through Antarctica’s ice for a lost cache of some vintage Scotch whiskey that has been on the rocks since a century ago.

The drillers will be trying to reach two crates of McKinlay and Co. whiskey that were shipped to the Antarctic by British polar explorer Sir Ernest Shackleton as part of his abandoned 1909 expedition.

Whyte & Mackay, the drinks group that now owns McKinlay and Co., has asked for a sample of the 100-year-old scotch for a series of tests that could decide whether to relaunch the now-defunct Scotch.

Workers from New Zealand’s Antarctic Heritage Trust will use special drills to reach the crates, frozen in Antarctic ice under the Nimrod Expedition hut near Cape Royds.

Al Fastier, who will lead the expedition in January, said restoration workers found the crates of whiskey under the hut’s floorboards in 2006. At the time, the crates and bottles were too deeply embedded in ice to be dislodged.

The New Zealanders have agreed to try to retrieve some bottles, although the rest must stay under conservation guidelines agreed by 12 Antarctic Treaty nations.

Fastier said he did not want to sample the contents.

“It’s better to imagine it than to taste it,” he said. “That way it keeps its mystery.”

Richard Paterson, Whyte & Mackay’s master blender, said the Shackleton expedition’s whiskey could still be drinkable and taste exactly as it did 100 years ago.

If he can get a sample, he intends to replicate the old Scotch and put McKinlay whiskey back on sale.

“I really hope we can get some back here,” he was quoted as telling London’s Telegraph newspaper. “It’s been laying there lonely and neglected. It should come back to Scotland where it was born.

“Even if most of the bottles have to remain in Antarctica for historic reasons, it would be good if we could get a couple,” Paterson said.  Source: The Associated Press | 16 Nov 2009 | 10:02 AM ET

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The Yankees Win The World Series In 6

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The World Series is now over and I think its pretty clear the better team won.  I was happy to see the Phillies put up a good fight and at least make the series respectable by taking it to 6 games.  And, as a Phillies fan, sure I would have preferred the Phillies to win, yet I cant say that I am surprised by the outcome or bitter by the results.  Yet my acceptance of Philly fate is hardly the norm out there.  Coming to work today I was shocked by all the bitching out there.  A small sampling of what I’ve over heard this morning:

“I guess money CAN buy happiness. Congrats Yankee fans!”

“It’s amazing what an extra 88 million in player saleries will buy you these days.”

“Ugh… The expensive car won the race!:

“Wonder what the outcome of the series would have been with another 100 million dollars worth of pitching added to the Phillies roster.”

Is it me, or are comments like these the pussiest things you’ve ever heard?  Who held a gun up to Phillies management telling them they couldn’t spend bookoo bucks on big names?  Did these same commentors feel bad for the Yankees when their high payrolls yielded less successful results?  The Yankees are the greatest professional sports team in the history of sports… period…. and for good reason.  They got that way because over the history of their franchise, they invested in their success and further more do an excellent job ensuring they get a return on their investment(s).  As a result, the 27 World Series titles, 40 American League pennants…. the list goes on… should be no surprise. 

Besides, if your going to get on the Yankees for anything, get on Arod and Jeter being the 2 biggest ass clowns in baseball.

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-The Founding Father