The Mantuary

Stuff You Should Own

Beer Holster	Beerbelly
Big Shocker	Bing Bong Beer Pong Table
Charcoal Starter – Weber Chimney	Charcoal Starter – 60 Second Electric
Chuggler Mug	Coleman Xtreme Wheeled Cooler
Cruzin Cooler	Electric Food Slicer
Gas Watch	Grill Light – Magnetic Mini Stainless Steel
Grillslinger	Hops Holster
Kegerator – 1/2 Barrel	Leatherman
Logitech Squeezebox Duet Network Music System	Maverick Remote Thermometer
Pocket Chain Saw	Quoits
Steak Brand – Monogrammed	Tailgator
Target Focus Training	Thermapen
Utilikilt	Water Balloon Launcher – 200 Yards
Zero Gravity Recliner – Lafuma	Zippo
Mantuary Sign	Stadium Seating
Charcoal	Single Malt Scotch
Suunto Watch	GPS System
Fatheads	The Alphabet Of Manliness
Rocky Patel Cigars	Bayou Classic WingRack
SwissGear Computer Backpack	The Dangerous Book For Boys

8 Responses to “Stuff You Should Own”

1. widespread, on August 5th, 2008 at 7:55 pm Said:

   Hey
   Found this place thru a link of the bbq forum. Thought it was really cool. Then I saw the Utilikilt. Wtf are you thinking?

2. The Founding Father, on August 5th, 2008 at 11:16 pm Said:

   I’ll admit, it’s not easy defending the Manliness of a guy wearing a piece of fabric with no stitching between his legs these days. Let’s face it, 700 years ago no one was going to argue with William Wallace’s choice of trouser while he was busy turning his enemies into human shish-kebabs by ramming spears up their asses and out their pie holes. That said, I can definitely understand your initial reaction to the Utilikilt in today’s modern age where Oprah runs around claiming men can have babies and David Beckham is proud of the fact that he gets his asshole waxed on a regular basis. It’s a mad, mad world out there, and a real Man wearing something that looks like a skirt doesn’t make it any easier to understand…but I think I might be able to change your mind. The topic definitely deserves its own dedicated post, so keep your eye out for it and thanks for the smack talk – keep it coming!

   Be A Man.

   - The Founding Father

3. Herb, on August 29th, 2008 at 6:31 am Said:

   Every man should have his own Home Bar and only a real man builds his own. See barplan.com for easy to build plans.

4. American Bisoneater, on November 26th, 2008 at 2:32 pm Said:

   The Utilikilt is the ultimate! Are you not man enough to wear it?!???

5. The Founding Father, on November 27th, 2008 at 11:11 am Said:

   Bisoneater – each Man must decide for himself whether or not he’s up to the challenge of pulling off the Utilikilt. If you’re on the fence, here’s a rebuttal I wrote defending it:

   http://www.themantuary.com/2008/08/20/defending-the-utilikilt/

   Be A Man.

   - The Founding Father

6. The Malk, on April 11th, 2009 at 12:56 am Said:

   You missed one of the most important items … google “barnoculars” to find what I’m talking about.

7. Dominique Califano, on August 18th, 2010 at 4:57 pm Said:

   I am as addicted to poker as anyone can be. I have got a fan page over on Facebook. If you wanted to see: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Poker-Players-Only/136818223026737

8. zero gravity chair, on December 10th, 2010 at 11:47 pm Said:

   Mostly all the stuffs here are great. But I would like the zero gravity chair because of its amazing features and positions. It’s so comfortable. Hope that it would be one of the stuff you should own

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