I’ll admit, it’s not easy defending the Manliness of a guy wearing a piece of fabric with no stitching between his legs these days. Let’s face it, 700 years ago no one was going to argue with William Wallace’s choice of trouser while he was busy turning his enemies into human shish-kebabs by ramming spears up their asses and out their pie holes. That said, I can definitely understand your initial reaction to the Utilikilt in today’s modern age where Oprah runs around claiming men can have babies and David Beckham is proud of the fact that he gets his asshole waxed on a regular basis. It’s a mad, mad world out there, and a real Man wearing something that looks like a skirt doesn’t make it any easier to understand…but I think I might be able to change your mind. The topic definitely deserves its own dedicated post, so keep your eye out for it and thanks for the smack talk - keep it coming!
Bisoneater - each Man must decide for himself whether or not he’s up to the challenge of pulling off the Utilikilt. If you’re on the fence, here’s a rebuttal I wrote defending it:
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Found this place thru a link of the bbq forum. Thought it was really cool. Then I saw the Utilikilt. Wtf are you thinking?
I’ll admit, it’s not easy defending the Manliness of a guy wearing a piece of fabric with no stitching between his legs these days. Let’s face it, 700 years ago no one was going to argue with William Wallace’s choice of trouser while he was busy turning his enemies into human shish-kebabs by ramming spears up their asses and out their pie holes. That said, I can definitely understand your initial reaction to the Utilikilt in today’s modern age where Oprah runs around claiming men can have babies and David Beckham is proud of the fact that he gets his asshole waxed on a regular basis. It’s a mad, mad world out there, and a real Man wearing something that looks like a skirt doesn’t make it any easier to understand…but I think I might be able to change your mind. The topic definitely deserves its own dedicated post, so keep your eye out for it and thanks for the smack talk - keep it coming!
Be A Man.
- The Founding Father
Every man should have his own Home Bar and only a real man builds his own. See barplan.com for easy to build plans.
The Utilikilt is the ultimate! Are you not man enough to wear it?!???
Bisoneater - each Man must decide for himself whether or not he’s up to the challenge of pulling off the Utilikilt. If you’re on the fence, here’s a rebuttal I wrote defending it:
http://www.themantuary.com/2008/08/20/defending-the-utilikilt/
Be A Man.
- The Founding Father
You missed one of the most important items … google “barnoculars” to find what I’m talking about.