The Official Mantuary Sign
No Mantuary is complete until a Man clearly marks his territory, and there is no better way to mark it than The Official Mantuary Sign! This sign is so Manly that it actually emits testosterone. I held the sign up to my wife and she’s now pregnant with our third child. Just the other night I went into my Mantuary and this sign was sweating profusely with a chew in its lip while reading the newspaper and taking a dump. I even heard it has since challenged Chuck Norris to a death match.
This sign will drop kick any Mantuary imposters and man cave wannabees, because only The Official Mantuary Sign comes standard with these Manly features:
- 18 inches (in diameter) of testosterone infused signage
- Made of high gauge aluminum
- Commercial quality vinyl graphic design application
- Punched holes for easy hanging
- Officially registered Mantuary trademark
- Individually numbered and signed by The Founding Father for authenticity
- Made in the USA. More importantly, made by Norm (read the full story here).
For a limited time only, you can get The Official Mantuary Sign for $34.50 with FREE SHIPPING! Tell me the significance of the price and I’ll throw in a Mantuary beer koozie on me. Because these signs are individually numbered you’ll want to get in early, so order one now and…Be A Man.
Hey FF,
I was wondering if, as a recipient of the Mantuary of the Month award (Red Sox room), do I recieve a discount on The Official Mantuary Sign. If not, I’ll take one anyway so everyone knows that they are in a true Mantuary when they walk in…Looking forward to your reply
Travis-
Upon checkout, put “GFYS” in the coupon area and i’ll give you 10% off. Just kidding, I ‘aint Uncle Sam and there are no bailouts here. Be A Man and fork over the $34.50 (trust me, my “profit” can’t buy me a 6-pack). Besides, it’ll be the best $34.50 you’ve ever spent.
Be A Man-
The Founding Father.